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$PILLCATE®
Less Panic More Purr
Your daily dose of doing absolutely nothing
NOT A REAL PHARMACY
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The Diagnosis
Somewhere between a nap and a coma, a cat curled up inside a green capsule and never left.
Word got out. Now the internet lines up for a dose of doing nothing. No copay, no waiting room, just vibes.
Pillcate isn't medicine. It's a mood you swallow whole and forget about by lunch.
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